Gingerbread man roid rage sweater
Run, run, as fast as you can. Because if this hopped up gingerbread dude catches you, he's going to whip your tail. If you didn't know a simple holiday cookie could look this shredded, you just haven't been playing with the right kind of icing. For a reverse effect on your own abs, immediately find and consume all the gingerbread in a five-mile radius.
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